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16 April 2009

we know within 20 seconds.......

i heard a while ago that a man knows if a woman is "the one" after 6 months. i always thought it to be an old wives tale, until i actually asked a guy who dumped me. i had not heard from him in about 51/2 months (since the dumping) and he called me out of the blue.
Crazy Nupe: Hey girl!
me: hey
Crazy Nupe: How you been?
me: fine, how is your girlfriend?
Crazy Nupe: She is aiight.
me: will i be getting an invitation soon?
Crazy Nupe: Naw, nothing like that.
me: well they say a man knows after 6 months. hasn't been about 6 months or more for y'all?
Crazy Nupe: That is true. A man does know at 6 months.
me: so your girlfriend is getting the ring?
Crazy Nupe: Aww naw. That is not happening.
me: but its been about 6 months?
Crazy Nupe: Yeah and that is why I'm calling you.
me: *crickets*
with women it is a little different. we know within 20 seconds. no, we don't know if we will marry you. but we do know if we will have sex with you.

i can personally see a man on the street, look at him without having spoken a word to him and know if i would have sex with him. if a woman has a general idea of what she is physically attracted to in a man, its an easy 20 second thought process. she looks, she contemplates and she decides. several guys i know could get it, based solely on attractiveness. its when they start talking that the problems happen, but that is a whole 'nother blog.

in my many years of retail work, i have had the pleasure of scoping out hundreds of men; some very good looking, some average looking, and some monsters. as each one walked through the door, i knew if i would or if i wouldn't do it to them. i know men are saying that it is just me, but ask your sister, female friend or your girl. if they say no, they are lying to keep their purity in tact for you.

this quick decision making can explain the times you saw a good looking girl and thought to yourself, "she slept with him?" i have been victim to the quick decision making with your eyes. and now those men are known as the "brothers who took the class but got no credit". it is not the most rational way to decide and please note that it takes us longer to decide on some men (y'all have to wear us down), but 90% of the time we know immediately.

Ladies, what do you think??

07 April 2009

i did not have sex in college (insert sad face)

the above statement is not totally true. i did have sex while i was enrolled in college, just not in my college town and not with anybody that went to my college. now that we have cleared that up......

first, let me say it wasn't for a lack of want. there were several guys that i would have given it to, but i lacked the confidence necessary to approach them. secondly, my parents never had the sex education talk with me. so all i learned was from my friends, who knew nothing about sex (even though they thought they were experts). because i was working with little information, i took sex education classes in college. well it was actually an STD, HIV/AIDS class. so after taking that class, i really wasn't having sex with ANYBODY!!!!!

so when i hear stories about men doing sexual splits, library sex, and provocative quickies in the dorm; i feel like i missed out on something. i am not as upset that i didn't have sex, but that i don't have any cute sex stories to tell. but that is what happens when you are more of a storyteller than a sex fiend.