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03 September 2014

Dead Horse Beating: Size does matter

my homie saw a casual encounters ad on Craigslist that read something like this:
“Looking for real niggas with 10 inches or bigger. If you don’t have 10 inches don’t even holla at me.”

of course i am paraphrasing, but you get the gist.  we had been discussing women being size queens and this was his example of that very thing. i had some questions for the author of the ad, but alas it was removed when i went to respond. i don’t have 10 inches, so she probably would have cursed me out when i hit her up. so i chose to take my questions to Twitter expecting to get the most honest answers from my female followers. instead the crickets came out to play and no one even addressed my questions.

i would never insult the intelligence of my followers by asking if size matters. of course it matters. if it didn’t, men wouldn’t lie about their size and women wouldn’t be turn off by small peens. my inquiry was more about the exactness of penis length. women tend to throw out solid numbers.
“He was working with 9 inches”
“I’m sure he is 7.5 inches soft” 
those statements always puzzle me and here is why.  i don’t ever recall having sex with a man and pulling out a tape measure to determine his length. that would be a mood killer and i’m pretty sure that dude would be mad at me. so back to my question for the women, how do you know the exact length?

most women i know recognize three penis sizes: small, medium and large. no there is no extra-large, one is just bigger than the other. and my concern is that women who proclaim they only want the (insert number) inch wang will run off the (insert smaller number) inch wang dude.  super large peen is a novelty that belongs in porn and should be tried only once or twice. i know of NO woman who wants a 10 incher every night. it would kill any cooch if taken regularly. so the call for bigger peens is incorrect. what women want is bigger than what they have had in the past. so that is what they should say.

i am not going to meet a guy and say immediately,”If your dick ain’t 9 inches, I’m not fucking with you.” i want to see what he is working with. and there is nothing wrong with a fat 7 incher (girth is your friend ladies). it is all about realistic sexual expectations. the average size penis is 6 inches, so having Lexington Steele in the pants is not common. so if you want to wait around for those 9 or 10 inches, go right ahead. I will be working out all the “small” peens y’all passed up.


Unknown said...

I've actually measured some penis before and those sizes are what I use to gauge small, medium, and large. It was a mood killer for guys who weren't confident in their sex game. Other guys just laughed and let me measure to my hearts content. If you want to know something, you gotta ask, right? Even though curiosity was my leading factor, it was also hearing TONS of guys say they have 9 in and thinking "EVERY guy doesn't have that size. Somebody lying". It was a safe number to lure women into bed. Scientifically addressing this makes it seem so boring but desired size is contingent on how the vagina is made. Some women are tighter, deeper, looser, more shallow than others so length and girth preferences change. Some "big" dicks have been god awful and some "small" ones have taken me to alternate universes. I just want it to feel good. That aint asking too much LOL

Don said...

Hilarious post and comment.

Tam and Syn are two of the realest.

Cherayla said...

cracking up right now!!!